Here's the thing...

Do you ever wonder how they get those tiny mints into the wrapping? I mean, I have had to skip class to think about it. My educated guess is that they hire magicians right out of Harvard, give them big houses, fast cars, and loose women. And high salaries! It makes sense because in this highly technological world there is no way in hell there is a machine that can put tiny mints in wrapping. And while I am on this topic, how do they make the holes in lifesavers? And why are they called donut holes!? They aren't holes!! Oh man, looks like I have to skip class again.