The Quincy Police reported this morning that the ice storm has claimed its first victim. A Santa Claus in the 18th and Spring area. They are not releasing many details about this so called "accidental death" only to say that the homeowner was NOT to blame. The homeowner tried to breath live in to Santa's lifeless body but it was already to late. Santa's lights are on but nobody is home running the blower. It was thought that Santa was trying a new version of cryogenics but we may have to wait until spring to see if Santa can pull that one off.
SANTA
BIRTHDAY GIFT
11-30-08
DIED
12-19-08
This picture of Santa in the prime of his life....only 75% inflated.
6 comments:
Poor Santa....he was still in his prime. Maybe he's just wanting a little more mouth to mouth, Joe.
Maybe Tim Allen can put on the coat and take over the job?
Seriously Mr. Fix It...you better be able to get that blower working again.
Poor Santa-just when he was enjoying a life other than making/delivering toys....
It's a dangerous front porch.
At least give Santa his full last rites - and double bag him.
Uncle Billy killed Santa. With a little help from Violet Bick.
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